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Balance and Rotate All Satires
As I fall in and out of consciousness one night I see an ad for an amazing pain killer…Emotional Novocaine. Used to numb your greatest feelings of fear, sadness, or anxiety. A spiritual anesthetic that makes you numb to the world. A powerful defense mechanism during your most downtrodden times. Be immune to rejection and depression with this powerful drug which entrenches you with apathy. Now for a limited time.
***Disclaimer: While on Emotional Novocaine you will not experience any side effects of happiness, joy, appreciation, or laughter***
Ask your self if Emotional Novocaine is right for you.
